I just saw a Denny's commercial on TV. Their latest promotion is "Baconalia! A Celebration of Bacon." OK, I like bacon as much as the next person. Probably more. And I'm all for the "Triple Bacon Sampler" or the "Bacon Meatloaf." But I'm sorry, I've got to draw the line at the "Maple Bacon Sundae." Bacon and ice cream? Seriously? Just...no.
And continuing with the tales of absurdity, I discovered today that the University of Florida has a hold on my registration for the summer session because I don't have an immunization record on file. Come on folks, I'm 53 years old. I don't have an immunization record. When I was a kid, you didn't get immunized,you got sick. Will you accept a note from my Mom saying that I had mumps, measles, rubella, and chicken pox when I was 5 years old? It's been a long time, but I'm sure she still remembers because I contracted every single one of those illnesses when I went to Kindergarten, and then, oh so helpfully, infected my younger sister, as well. And did I mention that the class I'm trying to take is an online course, so I won't even be going to campus? Thankfully, it looks like this is being resolved in a way that doesn't require me being stuck with needles.
okay so I do love bacon too, but on ice cream? seriously folks? Just like I love cheese, but def not on ice cream.
ReplyDeleteas for the immunization record, I have the one that the high school nurse gave me. I've had many other shots and vaccines since then, that the card doesn't hold and it's online. I hope they get it straightened away immediately. They should check that, they tried to pull that crap on my mom(1-4-58) thankfully she's good with her people skills. I'd have hit the roof.